Howdy! I'm Josiah, but you can call me Yosaia or Brinton. I'm a random Baptist Christian dude from the beautiful Bay of Plenty, New Zealand who likes making art and music and is both a part-time internet Mobian squirrel and a part-time tuatara-squirrel hybrid thing.

Do not interact if you are:

Things I like

Games: Gran Turismo 5, Sonic (3 & Knuckles, Adventure 2, Generations), Team Fortress 2, Klonoa (1&2), Splatoon (2&3)

Movies: 2001: A Space Ossysey, It’s a Wonderful Life, Back to the Future

TV Shows: The Amazing World of Gumball, Monty Python’s Flying Circius

Music genres: Synth-Pop, Vaporwave (Mallsoft, VHS Pop, Signalwave), Future Funk/French House, Indie Rock, Post-Punk, Midwest Emo, Chillsynth, Ambient (Electronic, Dub, World), Electronica

Music artists: My list of favourite artists is long and extensive, and I plan to eventually give it its own page, but what you need to know is that my 6 favourite artists/bands are Roosevelt, Kraftwerk, Tame Impala, Two Door Cinema Club, Internet Girl and Parcels

What is this website for?

This is just a personal website for everything me, including my art, music demos, my thoughts and pretty much anything else I want to put on the internet. Thanks for stopping by!

So... you’re a furry, right?


Doesn’t that conflict with your Christian faith?

No, and most arguments people give against the furry community relative to Christianity only apply to a small section of the community and not the encompassing definition. I am not LGBT, I respect my existence as a human being and I do not support beastiality.

Why does your website name have the r-slur in it?

My apologies if you were offended in any way by it, I was simply feeling a little devious when making it. I myself am neurodivergent (and incredibly slow at almost everything) and the name is slightly self-including in a way. Don’t take it too seriously.

How can I contact you?

My Discord username is slicejosiah.

Do you have a Discord server?

I have a ton of them but none that are ready to serve as a full server advertised on my site.

Nicene Creed

I believe in one God,
the Father almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.

I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the Only Begotten Son of God,
born of the Father before all ages.

God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father;
through him all things were made.

For us men and for our salvation
he came down from heaven,
and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.

For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,
he suffered death and was buried,
and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Scriptures.

He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.

He will come again in glory
to judge the living and the dead
and his kingdom will have no end.

I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father [and the Son],
who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,
who has spoken through the prophets.

I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.

I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sins
and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead
and the life of the world to come.